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10 Delightful Water Bottles You Need To Stay Hydrated

March 28, 2018 1 Comment

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Thank you to Fontis Water for sponsoring this post. All thoughts, opinions, and audible giggles due to these funny water bottles are mine. Affiliate links are used.

If there’s anything I’ve learned about our family in the past month, it’s that we drink A LOT of water. Ever since we first bought a home and picked up a fancy, french door fridge, we’ve reveled in the cool taste of fridge water. But I didn’t have any real idea of our family water intake. If you’d asked me, I would have said I need to level up my refils. But when Fontis asked me to try and then review their home delivery water service, I thought it would be a great way to really measure how much water we were drinking and get even fresher water into our bodies!

Our friendly Fontis driver delivered 3 crystal clear 5-gallon bottles and a very slim-line cooler, which fit perfectly in our laundry room atop a tiled floor… I didn’t know how “neat” the kids were going to be when learning to refill their bottles and I didn’t want our hardwoods taking the heat! And to tell you the truth, I’ve been pleasantly surprised. Those bubbles rising in the cooler are another positive reinforcement for me to keep filling, and we’re going through a little less than a big bottle a week. That’s a lot more water bottle refills that I thought!

And speaking of water bottles, we have a cabinet of swag water bottles from various film projects, sponsored grab bags and destinations, all of them getting fair use and rotation, but there are a few that keep me chugging consistently. These water bottles urge me to “fill ‘er up” and each time I sip, I keep giggling at the punny jokes! Which one would you fill up?

Stainless Steel Water Bottles

I Might Snap…

This stainless steel Photography water bottle offers onlookers the lesson that “At any moment I might snap” and to keep clear of my lenses. It’s also got a built-in straw that offers a cleaner sip for those wanting to look their best for perfectly candid photos.

camera photography water bottle steel

Pineapple Princess

If there’s anything I’ve learned from Mousketeer Annette, it’s how to be a Pineapple Princess. This stainless tumbler featuring a Pineapple with a crown is a royal way to remember to be sweet to everyone you meet. You never know what trials another person is facing! royal pineapple water bottle

The Thirst Is Real

If only I had this steel tumbler when I was pregnant. You’d never catch me without a water bottle under my arm or a hot tea at my side. “The Thirst is Real” was a total understatement. I was chugging water every moment of every day!

thirst is real steel water tumbler

BPA Free Plastic Water Bottles

Oh, For Fox Sake…

Dial-up Alexa to play What Does the Fox Say and fill this snarky bottle up with Fontis water. It holds enough for your entire morning with sassy refill marks on the back, making it my #1 pick for a daily chug! The “For Fox Sake, Drink Your Water” Bottle is available on Etsy!

for fox sake water bottle funny

What Are You Drinking?

Keep your sass level at 100% with this silly bottle that’s perfect for the gym. This Might Be Vodka, It Might Not Be water bottle would be a fun addition for your summer freezer when you need chilly ingredients for a cocktail, but mostly for those water breaks when you’re outside having fun. 

secret vodka water bottle funny

Mermaids Need Water

Keep afloat with this Mermaids Need Water (Bottle). I used to tie my legs together with scarves to pretend I was a mermaid when I was six, and I’m not letting the dream die yet. I’m channeling my in Ariel with this fun custom bottle, complete with reminders to hit up my Fontis cooler and refill before I dry up on the beach.

be a mermaid water bottle funny

Right Meow!

If there was a water bottle I’d choose for my Mom, it would be this one. We love all things cats, and I’d let this remind her to “Drink Your Water Right MEOW!”  The creator of this water bottle will let you customize the vinyl colors to complete your collection. PAWS and take a sip!

right meow water bottle

We’re All Mad Here

This pick is totally up my alley! In the south, if it’s sitting still, we’ll slap a monogram on it. A custom monogrammed Alice in Wonderland Water Bottle is a great choice for all my trips to Walt Disney World Resort. Did you know when you’re away from your Fontis water and down in FL, those quick service restaurants offer free cups of ice water? Dump one out into this water bottle and keep cool!

alice in wonderland monogram water bottle

Glass Water Bottles

SUCC IT UP!

Oh lord, I have a black thumb. A houseplant in my possession has a few short months of life before I drown or kill it. Succulents fare only slightly better, so I’ve gotta succ it up, buttercup, and leave the gardening to the pros! This Succulent glass water bottle with neoprene sleeve may be the only houseplant-like thing that lasts more than 90 days in my house…

succ it up buttercup glass water bottle

Namaste…

Those needing a little less sass and something more positive might like this Yoga inspired “Namaste” glass water bottle with a neoprene sleeve. It’s got a lovely font and screw top lid that even look more peaceful than a regular old water glass on my work desk.

glass yoga water bottle namaste

So which ones speak to you? Are you seeking a sassy water bottle to fill up with your Fontis water or something a little more Disney-fied like the Alice collection? Either way, you’re sure to stay hydrated and feeling fresh! Catch up with Fontis’ sassy Instagram stories and see if this Georgia grown water company is in your area! 

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  1. Krystyn @ Really, Are You Serious? says

    March 28, 2018 at 2:24 pm

    I’m torn between the fox and the mermaid one!

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